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My Life with Humans

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Here you see me doing my usual office work. I have discovered this thing on the outside and have brought it here to examine it further. The humans have called this thing "stick". I believe it to be more and once I have eaten through the hard exterior I will prove that it is.





Here I have managed to eat through the ends of the "stick" but have not yet found the evidence I seek. I will continue this investigation and report back if anything significant evolves.








Here I am in the place called "Dad's Office" Contemplating my next move. It seems the "stick" research did not go as I hoped it would. I will continue to study this planet and my assigned area, Peace be with you my fellow canines as I journey into the unknown world of...the Backyard.




It's Thursday and I was minding my own business investigating the sticks I found. As you can see from this photo documentation, something caught my eye.



Ruff, you're seeing that correctly. The girl next door came to strip me of my newly acquired stick. The battle was short-lived as we both realized it would be much easier to work together on this research.



After our negotiations, Esmay decided we should talk, so I laid down and listened as she spoke.



















Before long our conversation became more relaxed and I decided to tell her the joke about the two cats in the bar, as you can see below, she loved it (who doesn't love a good cat joke, right?)



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